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Old 01-10-2022, 01:02 AM   #739
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrooowwww!!! This is Uncle Foxhound coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW where we're bold enough to play all the hits. And tonight we're going to showcase some of the hits of the legendary Engelbert Humperdinck! First though this message from our sponsor, Americans for Free Expression!









Yes, Walt Disney's 'Song of the South' is still as charming and delightful today as when it first hit theatre screens almost 75 years ago! A word to the wise therefore. Track down a personal copy today before the philistines and killjoys manage to get it completely cancelled.

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Old 01-11-2022, 12:52 AM   #740
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrooowww!!! This is your old Uncle, Lord Foxhound, coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW where we mine deep for certified gold! And though these past two years have been a certified disaster for most taxpayers and consumers in this once great country of ours, we at Hit Radio WOWW won't be deterred from our mission of bringing you one disaster after another, errrrr that is one hit after another! So stay tuned and we'll get to the hits after this quick word from the Society for Individual Rights:





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Old 01-12-2022, 12:25 AM   #741
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrooowwww! This is Uncle Foxhound coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW the happeningest spot on your radio dial. And to show you that we're right there with what's happening these days, we're going to spotlight some more hits from the 21st century on tonight's show! First though this word from tonight's sponsor, the Dodge Boys!





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Old 01-12-2022, 10:07 PM   #742
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrooowwww!!! This is Uncle Foxhound coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW where we're proud to play all the hits. But before tonight's hit fest, this important word from our sponsor:





Yes, the new no-drip Aunt Jemima now comes without leaving a sticky mess! So what are you waiting for? Reach for the new Aunt Jemima today!

Aunt Jemima though is just on of the many girls we've known or at least come across over the years. Tonight we'll be celebrating some of them by name:
















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Old 01-14-2022, 12:52 AM   #743
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrooowwww!!! This is Uncle Foxhound coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW where we're not ashamed to play the hits! And we have more hits tonight, yes we do! First though this word from our sponsor:





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Old 01-15-2022, 02:43 AM   #744
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrooowwwww! This is your old Uncle Professor Foxhound here on Hit Radio WOWW where we continue to fight the twin heresies of hip-hop and dance pop. And in that vein I've put together another great show tonight devoted to one of the greatest bands of all time, the Doors, just because they're so effing good! But first this word from our sponsor:





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Old 01-16-2022, 12:35 AM   #745
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Old 01-17-2022, 12:35 AM   #746
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrooowwww!!! This is Uncle Foxhound coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW where nothing let alone political correctness ever deters us from playing the hits. And because you the listeners demanded it, tonight we've reached back into the 1950's for the deepest, darkest race records we could find. Yes, we're going to play some of the records that decent folk everywhere believed would corrupt the youth of America - and they were right cause it did! But before we give 'em a listen, first this word from our sponsor:





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Old 01-17-2022, 11:51 PM   #747
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrroooowww!!! This is Uncle Foxhound coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW where we play all the hits and nothing but the hits! Due to continuing strong demand, we're going to play a few more hits from the 1990's tonight. First though this important word from our sponsor:





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Old 01-19-2022, 12:16 AM   #748
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrooowwww!!! This is Uncle Foxhound coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW where we remain positively determined to play the hits. And the focus of tonight's show will be on the hits of the legendary Buffalo Springfield.

First though we at WOWW would like to call the attention of our listening audience to the fact that women's suffrage has not yet been eradicated and continues as a problem across America to this very day. It's actually unbelievable for such a thing to endure in this day and age. Both Madeline and Imogen have burned their bras and are now marching topless on Decatur Street to call attention to the situation. But even Roscoe and I believe that the underlying cause of many of today's societal problems and the mess in which we find ourselves these days is due to the persistence of this shameful situation. So all of us here at Hit Radio WOWW support the growing movement to end women's suffrage. We've therefore resolved to bring whatever pressure we can on the authorities to do something to bring an end to women's suffrage. With that in mind, we've gotten volunteers to circulate a petition to end women's suffrage at various colleges throughout America:








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Old 01-19-2022, 11:58 PM   #749
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrooowwww!!! This is Uncle Foxhound coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW. The show I've got all stacked up to play on our trusty Garrard Z2000B turntable should certainly please you fellows listening in tonight because it's all about women. First though the premier installment in Foxhound's Life Lessons. Our lesson this week deals with differentiating vampires from other creatures of the supernatural.

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